D. R. Leo lives in a van down by the river, an idea which he stole from SNL - and proves he has no creative ability in his soul. In his spare time, which is all of it because he's fucking lazy, Darren eats finger nail clippings and warns people of Jesus' impending return. His vocabulary consists of 203 words, 92% of which are vulgar. His life goal is to publish something other than his name in the snow or on brick walls.
Shane Remer is to writing what Stephanie Meyers is to writing. Except his work is less glittery and more white-bread. As of 2013, Shane still wets the bed - when he's awake - and can recite the first 14 letters of the alphabet with only one help allowed. He has two pet squirrels, which are really otters he clubbed one day by Darren's van. If he could be anything in this world, Shane would be himself,
because he's so conceited that he's pretty sure no one else exists.
Jon E. Stern is the pen name of Jone Stern of jonestern.com. He developed a love for writing when his high school guidance counselor asked him what he wanted to do with his life and he misspelled the word "righting" in "righting the wrongs in life." Jon cooks crystal meth behind a Wal-mart outside Phoenix, Arizona, but prefers to call it his day job. Currently, he's at work on a novel about two
people with a love for playing Uno all day long. For motivation, he siphons gas from Darren's van and huffs it.
Shane Remer is to writing what Stephanie Meyers is to writing. Except his work is less glittery and more white-bread. As of 2013, Shane still wets the bed - when he's awake - and can recite the first 14 letters of the alphabet with only one help allowed. He has two pet squirrels, which are really otters he clubbed one day by Darren's van. If he could be anything in this world, Shane would be himself,
because he's so conceited that he's pretty sure no one else exists.
Jon E. Stern is the pen name of Jone Stern of jonestern.com. He developed a love for writing when his high school guidance counselor asked him what he wanted to do with his life and he misspelled the word "righting" in "righting the wrongs in life." Jon cooks crystal meth behind a Wal-mart outside Phoenix, Arizona, but prefers to call it his day job. Currently, he's at work on a novel about two
people with a love for playing Uno all day long. For motivation, he siphons gas from Darren's van and huffs it.
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